Sleeping on a couch bed is about as great as it sounds. For serious

I love my couch bed because it's soo comfortable. I mean when I want to sit on a couch I can, and when I want to sleep on a bed I can. Thanks Ikea!!!!!




http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70087108

These rich kids suck, too

Hey guys!!! Wanna come party at my million dollar home in Noe Valley? What? No? C'mon. Even the NYTimes wants to kick it here.

MF'as

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/garden/23sanfran.html?_r=1&hpw

Why people suck....

To the person who stole my bicycle tires: I hope you catch swine flu after you buy the crack that my wheels afforded you. Wait... i just hope you get hit by a car, seeing as how my bike was parked in the apt. complex... Which neighbor was it...hmmmm I wonder.

Oh yeah, and you're an idiot. My bike wasn't even locked up!!!!!!!!

I hate corporations

A quick list of corporations that can suck my N-U-Tzzz:

Verizon Wireless!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

You turned off my phone on Monday! Bastard!

I had to pay two months of overdue bills at once: $206. Then another $15 to turn it back on!!!!!

Zipcar!!!!

You're sooo evil but everyone thinks you're sooo great. I hate you!

My card didn't work today, so what did you say to me: "Sorry sir, but all we can do is cancel your reservation." Well WTF else was going to happen if the card that is needed in order to drive the car didn't work, do you ACTUALLY charge people for their reservation when a zipcard doesn't work after only the 4th time!!!!

And the customer service beotch: Jennifer!!!!!! You're a complete idiot!!!! I hope you lose your job!

Why being broke, 25, a journalist, and broke, sucks

Pros of being a journalist:

Saw Papercuts fo' free!!!!
Meet rad people!!!
Spend all day thinking about better ways to say stuff!!!

Cons of being a journalist:

Journalism's 150 year old business model is dead!!! FUCK!!!
Nobody has paid work for an entry level reporter!!! Aargh!!!